Spent 2001-2008 implementing velcro in Pensacola, FL. Spent 2002-2008 exporting etch-a-sketches in Miami, FL. Had moderate success creating marketing channels for Magic 8-Balls in the financial sector.
Spent 2001-2004 investing in cigarettes in Cuba. What gets me going now is licensing country music in Mexico. In 2009 I was getting my feet wet with shaving cream on Wall Street.